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My little sisters hair dresser
So I asked, quot;Is she cute?quot; and sis says ...quot;She#39;s 21. She#39;s too young for you.quot;So I said, quot;Ok, well I can get her Brad Pitts number, is she too young for Brad Pitt?quot;And my sister said, quot;You can#39;t get his number.quot;, and I said, quot;But if I could .... if he wanted to be set up with her? You#39;d say no?quot;She said, quot;Well, no, of course I#39;d set them up.quot;At which point I yelled, quot;Well, I#39;M YOUNGER THAN BRAD PITT#33;quot;So, I guess it#39;s fame, looks and money ..... not age, that women understand. I#39;m too old ... but George Clooney .... no problem. And women say men are shallow. Sheesh. My own sister doesn#39;t have a clue.
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A grown man trying to get his sister to set him up with her hairdresser.This must be a proud moment for you.
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Can size for your sister and the hairdresser?Link to photos of both in a sexual embrace?TIA
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QUOTE(brinett9 #064; Jun 2 2006, 01#58;55 PM) A grown man trying to get his sister to set him up with her hairdresser.This must be a proud moment for you.I don#39;t think you get my point.QUOTE(Patriotsfatboy1 #064; Jun 2 2006, 01#58;56 PM) Can size for your sister and the hairdresser?Link to photos of both in a sexual embrace?TIANever met the hairdresser ... but ,,, uhhh .... D#39;s ... and MARRIED#33; style_emoticons/default/ninja.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":ninja:" border="0" alt="ninja.gif" />
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QUOTE(brinett9 #064; Jun 2 2006, 08#58;55 AM) A grown man trying to get his sister to set him up with her hairdresser.This must be a proud moment for you. style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=" :" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=" :" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=" :" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
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I like when they lean over you to wash your hair. style_emoticons/default/wub.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":wub:" border="0" alt="wub.gif" />
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If no one responds to his threads, he will eventually go away.
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QUOTE(Toro #064; Jun 2 2006, 08#58;09 AM) If no one responds to his threads, he will eventually go away.We tried that and it did not work. We are going with the approach to embrace his idiocy and use subtle humor to mock him. Hopefully, that will convince him to commit suicide.
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QUOTE(Patriotsfatboy1 #064; Jun 2 2006, 09#58;12 AM) We tried that and it did not work. We are going with the approach to embrace his idiocy and use subtle humor to mock him. Hopefully, that will convince him to commit suicide.The only thing that strategy produced with edjr was that he moved into an apartment with a dishwasher.
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QUOTE(Patriotsfatboy1 #064; Jun 2 2006, 08#58;12 AM) We tried that and it did not work. We are going with the approach to embrace his idiocy and use subtle humor to mock him. Hopefully, that will convince him to commit suicide.How long did you try it for?Seriously.
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Your sister does not want to set you up with someone she knows. She has a clue.
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QUOTE(Toro #064; Jun 2 2006, 02#58;14 PM) How long did you try it for?Seriously.It#39;s been tried many many time before. All it does is increase the number of threads he starts and it increases his answering of his own threads.Mock him and enjoy it. It#39;s the best way.
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QUOTE(Toro #064; Jun 2 2006, 08#58;14 AM) How long did you try it for?Seriously.I have been here for almost 2 years and I only started responding in his threads about 2 months ago. I figured that 18 months was enough. I am patient, but not too patient.
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I focked his little sister#39;s hairdresser numerous times
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QUOTE(TimmySmith #064; Jun 2 2006, 02#58;15 PM) Your sister does not want to set you up with someone she knows. She has a clue.That#39;s not what she said. She said, quot;She#39;s too young for you.quot; Considering she#39;s 6 years younger than my little sister ... I can understand .... but I need to get laid.
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QUOTE(Giants Fan #064; Jun 2 2006, 02#58;19 PM) That#39;s not what she said. She said, quot;She#39;s too young for you.quot; Considering she#39;s 6 years younger than my little sister ... I can understand .... but I need to get laid.you#39;re a lost cause. You couldn#39;t get laid if you crawled up a chickens ass. If I were you, I#39;d casterate myself and cut off my fingers so you can never post here again.HTHTIA
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QUOTE(footballpowers #064; Jun 2 2006, 02#58;22 PM) you#39;re a lost cause. You couldn#39;t get laid if you crawled up a chickens ass. If I were you, I#39;d casterate myself and cut off my fingers so you can never post here again.HTHTIAI#39;ll take that into consideration. Of course, without fingers .... I#39;d need a hired ass whiper .... and since it was your idea .... style_emoticons/default/cheers.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers:" border="0" alt="cheers.gif" />
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QUOTE(Giants Fan #064; Jun 2 2006, 10#58;19 AM) That#39;s not what she said. She said, quot;She#39;s too young for you.quot; Considering she#39;s 6 years younger than my little sister ... I can understand .... but I need to get laid.She#39;s your sister. She was trying to spare your feelings. She didn#39;t want to have to explain to you that she finds your creepy, pedopheliac ways disgusting and doesn#39;t want to have to find a new hairdresser after setting you up.
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The hairdresser is prolly lapping your sister#39;s landing strip.HTH
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QUOTE(Giants Fan #064; Jun 2 2006, 07#58;59 AM) I don#39;t think you get my point.Never met the hairdresser ... but ,,, uhhh .... D#39;s ... and MARRIED#33; style_emoticons/default/ninja.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":ninja:" border="0" alt="ninja.gif" />sounds like a crapper bustin fatty to me
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QUOTE(Giants Fan #064; Jun 2 2006, 07#58;52 AM) So I asked, quot;Is she cute?quot; and sis says ...quot;She#39;s 21. She#39;s too young for you.quot;So I said, quot;Ok, well I can get her Brad Pitts number, is she too young for Brad Pitt?quot;And my sister said, quot;You can#39;t get his number.quot;, and I said, quot;But if I could .... if he wanted to be set up with her? You#39;d say no?quot;She said, quot;Well, no, of course I#39;d set them up.quot;At which point I yelled, quot;Well, I#39;M YOUNGER THAN BRAD PITT#33;quot;So, I guess it#39;s fame, looks and money ..... not age, that women understand. I#39;m too old ... but George Clooney .... no problem. And women say men are shallow. Sheesh. My own sister doesn#39;t have a clue.We date older guys a lot more than you guys date older women. style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />
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QUOTE(Giants Fan #064; Jun 2 2006, 07#58;52 AM) My own sister doesn#39;t have a clue.It runs in the family. |
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